Friday, April 7, 2017

The Simple Solution to ALL of the Ills of the American Body Politic

"Make America Great Again" hats. Pink cockscomb hats. Marches on Washington. Protest the pipeline. Occupy this, that, and the other thing.

The amount of energy expended to produce absolutely zero effect on policy is impressive, irrespective of where you fall on the political spectrum. But there is one thing everybody can do that will bring about immediate and real change. Something that is good for you, the environment, your family, your finances, and will immediately make you thinner, happier, and sexier. By doing this you will immediately bring about incredible change and positive effects in Washington, in your state capitol, and even within your local municipality. Do this and you will strike a blow for Truth, Beauty, and Justice.

Would you do a very simple and easy thing that would have these kinds of results? Would you take a simple action that will crush political hypocrisy and scare the living daylights out of every evil component of the system—from the student loan racket to the intelligence agencies now watching you undress or having sex with your significant other?

Sound too good to be true? No, it is not. It is EVERYTHING I say - and more. Are you ready to hear what it is?

Good. I am ready to tell you:

Turn off your cable service. 

That's it. Tell the cable company, by snail mail, you won't be needing their service any longer  - and then do not pay the next bill. Don't answer their phone calls. Do not engage them in any way. It would be best if you could go all the way with this and cut off Netflix or whatever other such services you have.

Imagine if 500,000 women turned off their cable TV instead of marching on Washington, D.C. to air their grievances about men. Imagine if 500,000 men who were fed up with the divorce-industrial complex, or the campus rape hoax, or because 92% of workplace fatalities were male stopped their cable "service". Imagine if 500,000 African Americans turned off their cable service because the police keep insisting that it is their right to shoot unarmed black men. Imagine if 500,000 Mexican Americans turned off their cable service to protest the border wall.

Imagine if 5,000,000 turned off their cable service.

Now imagine if 50,000,000 million people turned off their cable service.

This simple act would bring the U.S. government (and state governments) to its knees. It would cripple the police state, end the bombing of other countries, get you out of debt, and make you thin and healthy. The powers that be would immediately lose any and all control of the electorate and the populous. We would be in control—and all we have to do is cancel cable TV service!

This is not conjecture. This is an absolute certainty. We, The People, would become what we were before commercial TV invaded our homes - physically and mentally healthy, autonomous human beings who enjoy real interpersonal relationships. By removing commercial TV from your home you will immediately gain back the 5 hours per day that TV stole from your precious existence. What would you do with an extra 5 hours per day and an extra $10,000 per year? Come on! The cable bill alone is over $1,200 per year. The deleterious impacts of TV on your weight, your consumption, your mental health are certainly more than $8,800 per year, to say nothing of the countless hours wasted shouting angrily into the (Social Media) wind. So what would you do with that time and those resources?

This simple act will make you smarter, better looking, thinner, healthier, more interesting, and content while also making the world a better and fairer place.

Most people reading this will agree with my analysis. So, what do you have to lose? You can always re-order your cable service if my assertion proves inaccurate.  You won't... but you could.

So... Write a letter to your cable company canceling your service. You will change the world.